what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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