We won't sleep together?
My first STD was from a foam party
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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