tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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