If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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