We're like a lot better than the average bears
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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