a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
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tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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