well you can't waste a boner
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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