I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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