so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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