Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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