yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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