Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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