I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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