I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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