if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Vodka?
Forever.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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