Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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