Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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