Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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