I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Can i not drive my cunt home
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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