dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize