I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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