I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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