just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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