that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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