so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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