Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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