Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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