Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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