She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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