how can u be prego again
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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