So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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