She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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