Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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