Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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