I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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