So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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