I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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