i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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