its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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