I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Iβm sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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