he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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