Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns? http://tfl.nu/gvvk

Replies (51) Good night (3068) Bad night (1331) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(778): View more from British Columbia

shes about as inviting as chlamydia

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(778): shes about as inviting as chlamydia http://tfl.nu/iikb

Replies (2) Good night (538) Bad night (3168) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(401): View more from Rhode Island

The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(401): The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster. http://tfl.nu/0ncd

Replies (16) Good night (1011) Bad night (4880) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(214): View more from Texas

You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(214): You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet. http://tfl.nu/ajf1

Replies (23) Good night (7338) Bad night (887)
Favorite
(502): View more from Kentucky

I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(502): I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened... http://tfl.nu/apd0

Replies (17) Good night (5778) Bad night (1028)
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal. http://tfl.nu/vbhe

Replies (24) Good night (7701) Bad night (1235) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half. http://tfl.nu/u2dc

Replies (10) Good night (864) Bad night (2657) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(801): View more from Utah

He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(801): He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up. http://tfl.nu/2vsu

Replies (4) Good night (2825) Bad night (870) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS http://tfl.nu/0ql8

Replies (3) Good night (1089) Bad night (627) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(701): View more from North Dakota

Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(701): Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck. http://tfl.nu/exx8

Replies (11) Good night (2899) Bad night (658)
Favorite
(515): View more from Iowa

I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(515): I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th! http://tfl.nu/5xz8

Replies (0) Good night (959) Bad night (405)
Favorite
(760): View more from California

Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.

(818): View more from California

Because it is cat.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(760): Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use. (818): Because it is cat. http://tfl.nu/tbfo

Replies (9) Good night (1416) Bad night (393)
Favorite
(201): View more from New Jersey

thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(201): thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick http://tfl.nu/xnq8

Replies (9) Good night (1047) Bad night (311) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(843): View more from South Carolina

I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(843): I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning. http://tfl.nu/842q

Replies (4) Good night (718) Bad night (185) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(518): View more from New York

I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(518): I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life http://tfl.nu/wu65

Replies (5) Good night (795) Bad night (243) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: