If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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