I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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