singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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