the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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