And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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