They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
operation have a gay friend backfired
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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