I'm going to jail i love you
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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