I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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